FIYA NFL
Rankings
**Week 16** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Giants
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New York fans are praising the good work of Pastor T.D. Jacobs. He enables the rest of the Giants offense to collect wins on Sundays. |
2 |
Panthers
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Should the Titans really go here? I honestly don’t think they can stop Smith or Stewart, so yes. |
3 |
Titans
 |
I dunno which was funnier, LenDale stomping the terrible towel or "life long Steelers fan" Snoop Dogg co-signing it by rocking LenDale's jersey. |
4 |
Steelers
 |
I know it's part of what makes him, but that holding on to the ball for 12 seconds shit is too big of a gamble to consistently work against good defensive lines. |
5 |
Colts
 |
Tin Man = MVP Man |
6 |
Ravens
 |
That stiff arm Le'Ron McClain delivered to Ken Hamlin went through his body and smooched his soul. Goddamn, that was powerful. |
7 |
Falcons
 |
Congrats to A-Town for making the playoffs, but I'm gonna say what everyone outside of Georgia is thinking; when the Falcons lose, be prepared for all the "pretender" blasts. |
8 |
Patriots
 |
If Matt Cassel threw on some Purple Label shit and dated a supermodel, would you notice the difference? Don't play coy with me, it was looming in your pea brain when you saw that 47. |
9 |
Dolphins
 |
I'd like to offer congrats to Chad Pennington. Straight up, no backhanded compliment or anything. This pasty mofo's arm might be made of Abba Zabba, but he makes due with what he has and he's a leader on the field…look, I tried. |
10 |
Cowboys
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People are just realizing Romo isn't quite a big game QB? What gave it away, his losses in all the big games?
*BTW: Ray Lewis exclaiming "Turn the lights off in this Mu***%#$#er" = Texas Stadium Ether. |
11 |
Buccaneers
 |
This team is fading quicker than a dream sequence on a sitcom. Also, Garcia looked incredibly stupid with that nose bandage, after the game. So much, in fact, I don't even need to use the gay joke I had ready to follow up with. |
12 |
Bears
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Now that's the Alex Brown I know from the NFL Network commercial dancing fame. |
13 |
Vikings
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It's really too bad Tavaris forgot how to hold on to the ball. He was doing everything else right. |
14 |
Chargers
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If they win next week, I'll never count them out of the AFC West again. Even if they get eliminated. |
15 |
Eagles
 |
That effort against the Skins almost justifies Philly fan for being the bitter and ignorant asshole the whole world knows him to be. Pitiful. |
16 |
Jets
 |
Have you noticed that as Favre's demise grows the foam finger's pointing towards Aaron Rodgers haveshrunk? |
17 |
Saints
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Thanks for doing your part, New Orleans. Appreciate it. |
18 |
Broncos
 |
How dumb will it look if the Chargers beat Denver on Sunday, win the division and Cutler still goes to Hawaii instead of Rivers. The AFC West crown is the only reason he's going in the first place, right? |
19 |
Redskins
 |
Hahahahahahaha, Jason Taylor trieda act like he earned his money and them dumb fans believed him. Hahahahahaha, he's booking his vacation. |
20 |
Cardinals
 |
We already knew the Devil was cruel, but voiding Kurt's contract right before Christmas is just heartless.
[auto] How could he be so heartless? [/tune] |
21 |
49ers
 |
Not quite Kordell to the Black belt, Michael Westbrook in Ann Arbor, but Coach Singletary's boys pulled off an incredible finish against the Rams. |
22 |
Bills
 |
Clearly, Kawika Mitchell is auditioning to be Troy Polamalu's stunt double. |
23 |
Texans
 |
Arson's Fiya Common Sense of the Week: I think Bob Costas is prick and everything, but I can't tell you how glad I am that someone in the media finally pointed out how dumb the whole, "We do/don't control our own destiny" shit is. You can't control what you have no control over, dumbasses, so stop saying it. You sound like a muhfuckka in a shirt, tie, their grandfather's oversized suit jacket and some Nike Boots talkin 'bout some, "Irregardless of the sit-chi-a-shon." Nigga, shut up with all that tomfoolery. |
24 |
Jaguars
 |
Tough break for David Garrard since he was having such a good gam---Yeah, they played the Colts Thursday…well, it's not my fault you don’t know what channel the NFL Network is. You've got a preview guide, use it! |
25 |
Packers
 |
It's up to you now, Pack. Screw this up and I'll never forgive you. I'll go as far as taking Brett's side. Yes, it's that important to me. |
26 |
Seahawks
 |
Seneca outplayed Brett. Discuss. |
27 |
Raiders
 |
JaMarcus outplayed Schaub. Discuss. |
28 |
Bengals
 |
Cedric Benson has had back to back good games. I say give him a long term contract. Just make sure you've got some Plaxico-laiden provisions in there. |
29 |
Browns
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Why don’t they just let Josh Cribbs run the option, next week? How could it be any worse? |
30 |
Chiefs
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I wish KC would have scored on Miami, so I could've heard Herm Dogg's excuse to go for two and the win, knowing damn well he had a limo waiting outside to take him to the Steve Harvey Comedy show. |
31 |
Rams
 |
So, I hear that J'Kwon is making a come back. |
32 |
Lions
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One more game 'til the opposite of immortality! |
