FIYA NFL
Rankings
**Week 14** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Titans
 |
It's early December and Collins is right on schedule to flame out by mid January. Fisher better hope that running game stays clicking. |
2 |
Giants
 |
So, I'm at a sports bar as the Eagles finish beating the Giants and a drunk Pats fan is all in this New York fan's face teasing him about the loss to which the Giants fan answers, "I guess that ruins our chances of going 18-1 like you guys did, last year." |
3 |
Steelers
 |
Coach Tomlin is on Herman Edwards' ass in the Black Coach's Power Poll. He had lost some points when he stopped rocking them E.K. glasses last season, but he's put himself back in contention for the top spot with his actions at the end of the Cowboys victory, which included; a jump chest bump, bouncin wit it and the twirling of his headset like Petey Pablo just got on stage for a flashback performance. |
4 |
Panthers
 |
Most dangerous offense in the NFC. They just ran through the Buccs like Mo'Nique ran through the Syndication One Christmas buffet. |
5 |
Buccaneers
 |
Games like the one he had against Carolina is why Antonio Bryant is as hard to figure out as a woman with an opinion. |
6 |
Colts
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No one in the AFC wants to draw them in the playoffs. No one. |
7 |
Ravens
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If I were Coach Harbough, if the offense continued to struggle I'd consider putting Ed Reed in there. That dude just has a nose for the end zone. |
8 |
Falcons
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Big division loss for the Falcons. Next week's Tampa game is gonna be as big as the aforementioned Mo'Nique. |
9 |
Cowboys
 |
T.O. watched in disappointment as Jerry Jones' leopard skin ass called out Marion Barber. T.O. was quoted as murmuring, "Well, then why the hell did I bite my tongue?" |
10 |
Broncos
 |
Denver seems to have turned things around, but will the injury to the great white HB hope hurt them? Probably not. |
11 |
Cardinals
 |
I thought Dennis Green would feel a little envious about his former club succeeding without him, but when I asked if he felt bad for not being in Arizona he said, "Hell no, I'm kickin it in Tennessee. LenDale just took me to Shane's Rib Shack. They don't have ribs like this out there." |
12 |
Vikings
 |
Thank God that judge blocked those suspensions of the Williams boys. Detroit would have a win if he hadn't. |
13 |
Eagles
 |
Gonna end up being the best team to not make the post season because of that dumb ass tie. |
14 |
Patriots
 |
Great, here comes Junior with a fresh collection of them stupid ass small brimmed chauffer hats. |
15 |
Jets
 |
Laverneus spittin that fiya-truth about Brett, y'all. How come this aint getting more press? Oh yeah…sarcastic enough, because I can be even more of an asshole about it? |
16 |
Dolphins
 |
Seeing as though their QB can't throw longer than 15-yards on a wind up, Tuna and Sparano deserve every accolade and award they're eligible for. If they pull the division out, then I say bump it up to an official holiday. |
17 |
Saints
 |
This late surge isn't going to end up quite as successful as General Petraeus'. |
18 |
Bears
 |
As a Bears fan, having Hester as a receiver is not a bad thing because he is starting to become a serviceable guy, but as a fan of electrifying hot fiya returns, the move really sucks. |
19 |
Redskins
 |
Drama between Portis and the head coach? This scenario is beginning to replace the annual "QB controversy" in DC. |
20 |
Texans
 |
If Cotton Schaub didn’t suck so much, Steve Slaton would have a shot at that AFC Rookie of the Year Award. |
21 |
Packers
 |
Arson's Fiya Music Review in Short - 808's and Heartbreak: Kanye's new album isn't bad at all. It's pretty good, in fact; you just have to be in the right mood for it. Like you either have to hate your girlfriend and wanna cry over her, or maybe you're just in a shitty mood and the ice rain isn't making you feel any better. This CD kicks ass under those circumstances. |
22 |
Chargers
 |
Know what this team needs? A coach. You're welcome for the wisdom. |
23 |
49ers
 |
Walt Harris is old as shit. I swear this nigga played with Coach Singletary in Chicago, back in the day. |
24 |
Bills
 |
Their season imploded quicker than Vinny Chase's career. |
25 |
Jaguars
 |
I know Garrard can not have this season end quick enough. Even Leftwich has had a better year than him. |
26 |
Browns
 |
Edwards is getting a lot of blame for this season, but Donte Stallworth has been an absolute free agent bust. |
27 |
Raiders
 |
With the Inauguration getting all the shine, New Year's Eve party hype is at an all-time low. I wanna know what Footikowski getting into. I know that party animal knows what's poppin on the 31st. |
28 |
Seahawks
 |
Seneca Wallace has been one of the only bright spots for Seattle lately…no, check that, the only. |
29 |
Rams
 |
I wonder if Holt's fall in production has anything to do with Isaac Bruce's departure from the Lou. |
30 |
Chiefs
 |
A reporter came to Glen Dorsey's locker after KC's loss to Denver. Before the pencil neck guy could get a word out, Glen grabbed a picture of Mario Williams, flashed it and said, "Come back in two years." |
31 |
Bengals
 |
Does Marvin Lewis have Diplomatic immunity from losing his job? No one even discusses him getting canned. |
32 |
Lions
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