FIYA NFL
Rankings
**Week 11** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Titans
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I hate this team even more now that Mercury Morris and his transparent bush have shown up. |
2 |
Giants
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Best offensive and defensive line combo in the league. Both units own the line of scrimmage. |
3 |
Panthers
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After they quietly ran through Detroit last Sunday, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's classic Creepin' on ah Come Up was heard blasting from the Panthers locker room. |
4 |
Cardinals
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Only thing better than watching this offense is waking up to a plate of home fries and onions next to your bed. |
5 |
Buccaneers
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Another team quietly going about their business while the Giants get all the NFC press. |
6 |
Steelers
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I'm not a gambler, so I could care less…but, I did smile knowing that it was gonna ruin someone's whole week. |
7 |
Jets
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The best part about their great game against the Pats was Mangini's double fisted handshake with Beli. Bill tried to hit that quick shake and Penguin grabbed him with that other arm and was like "Nah dogg, get back here and digest this L." |
8 |
Colts
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The league had their chance to bury these guys, now they're back and everyone regrets it…reminds me of Clooney's career. |
9 |
Cowboys
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The Redskins defensive line should have to travel to Dallas on Thanksgiving and cook for Marion's family. He absolutely made them his bitches. |
10 |
Broncos
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Wow a white HB. Kinda raises your eyebrows like seeing a sister with an Asian man. |
11 |
Redskins
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They've got to get a big receiving target next year. Moss and Randal El are tough, but a physical receiver would make Lionel Richie's job that much more Easy…on Sunday morning. AWWWWWW YEAH! |
12 |
Falcons
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Mike Vick is said to be working on a deal to consecutively serve another seven in the box, so when he gets out and shoots Roddy White to death he'll be all evened up. |
13 |
Patriots
 |
That pass to Moss made Matt Cassel about $45 million dollars. |
14 |
Ravens
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Ray Ray is the man and all, but him and his wave cap got embarrassed, last week. Them arm tackles attempts got ran through like Mya on a 90's Hip-Hop video set. |
15 |
Packers
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If Ryan Grant really has his shopping addiction in check and he's ready to ball, the Pack have the inside track to the North. |
16 |
Bears
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And in turn, these guys need to find their running game to have a chance. |
17 |
Vikings
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Chad Greenway didn't understand why Zach Thomas left him such a vulgar voicemail on Wednesday, since he never met Zach. But, after his 16 tackle performance, last Sunday I'm not the least bit surprised. White LB's should expect this. |
18 |
Dolphins
 |
I know they should be higher, but I can't find a team that I honestly think they're better than, so I retract the first part of my statement. |
19 |
Saints
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20 |
Eagles
 |
A friggin tie? If this game was in Philly, I would have taken that whole offense and the mustache to that jail they have on site and made them stew in their mediocrity over night. |
21 |
Chargers
 |
Since LT has fallen off, isn't it only right for Rivers to frown at his ass on the sideline? You know Philip remembers. |
22 |
Browns
 |
Still not impressed. |
23 |
Bills
 |
Tough loss, especially with the wide-right kick and all, but I was impressed by the Touchdown Marshawn scored. That boy had more moves than Warren Sapp tryna avoid elimination. |
24 |
Jaguars
 |
Ok, somebody help me out, what the hell is Crohn's disease and does it have anything to do with all these damn picks Garrard is throwing this year? |
25 |
Texans
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Houston's rivalry with Indy is the best despite them not being able to get a win since the Kings couldn’t get over the hump against the Lakers. |
26 |
49ers
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The only bad thing about Coach Singletary getting a win is that he has no reason to go on a rant after the game, which blows for us. |
27 |
Seahawks
 |
Coach is already thinking about his next career move after the season. He plans on opening a new .ning site called Holmgren's Homegrown. |
28 |
Rams
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If Chris Long's name was Mario Williams, people would be calling him a bust right now…just sayin. |
29 |
Raiders
 |
Janikowski looks a lot like Pitbull, don't he? |
30 |
Chiefs
 |
I made fun of Tyler Thigpen a couple weeks ago, but I'm starting to like him. The Chiefs may have fallen bass ackwards into their franchise QB. |
31 |
Bengals
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32 |
Lions
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Pep is about to screw this winless season up for us. Get your roll on somewhere else, dude. |
