FIYA NFL
Rankings
**Week 10** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Titans
 |
So, immediately following his first 200 yard game of the season, Collins is now a "legit" MVP candidate? Yeah right, and I'm the new President of Motown. |
2 |
Giants
 |
That three headed rushing attack is the equivalent of Bosh/J.O./Bargnani--just an untamed animal. And Kevin Boss has officially ended any Shockey hangover. |
3 |
Panthers
 |
Keeping with the basketball theme, Jake's 7/27 line looks like a soon to be Iverson line in D-Town. |
4 |
Redskins
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5 |
Cardinals
 |
Fuck Kurt, he's getting help from Satan. Steve Breaston for MVP. |
6 |
Bears
 |
Coach Ditka squirming on that set every time he has to explain Coach Singletary's antics = Must See TV. |
7 |
Buccaneers
 |
Arson's FIYA Revelation of the Week: I miss Eli Porter, don't you? |
8 |
Eagles
 |
Worst play caller since Bizzaro stood in for Lex Luthor as head of the Legion of Doom the week he had his wisdom teeth pulled. |
9 |
Steelers
 |
Shoulda started that 'Wich and maybe they could'v---hey, what the fuck happened to them hittin' ass E.K. glasses Coach Tomlin was rocking last year? Don't tell me the man got him to put down his pimp hand. |
10 |
Ravens
 |
NOPE, don't try to be friends now. We called Flacc Joe.and while you're at it, don't try to be friends with Mayo either. NOOOOOOPE! |
11 |
Patriots
 |
BenJarvus Green-Ellis huh? If he wasn't an athlete I'm pretty confident he'd be a blacksmith. |
12 |
Jets
 |
Stop reaching. They ran the ball. Period. |
13 |
Falcons
 |
Gary Coleman had just purchased his GameCube when Keith Brooking broke into the league. This dude is old. |
14 |
Vikings
 |
Every carry over 20 Peterson gets worries me, but damn, in the end it just adds to the excitement. |
15 |
Colts
 |
The Legend grows. Bob Sanders > Colonel Sanders. |
16 |
Packers
 |
Not one, but two safeties? I haven't seen anything so fluke since Scott Mitchell's career. |
17 |
Cowboys
 |
So, now Romo is back and everything will be fine? Lemme grab my popcorn for this. |
18 |
Dolphins
 |
I know it's a bit unconventional, but I propose Goodell exempts Ricky Dawg from all drug tests in exchange for him.shit, I dunno what he could do. I just don't want him to get kicked out of the league again, but the nigga is gonna get caught. We all know it. |
19 |
Saints
 |
This defense gives up more points than McCain gave up in electoral votes in The Governator's state. |
20 |
Chargers
 |
I can't explain why they're so damn ordinary. Maybe Merriman is their Bob Sanders. |
21 |
Broncos
 |
.and here comes the Cutler rescue task force. You could've set your watch to it. |
22 |
Bills
 |
Edwards is starting to get some heat, but they can't run the ball. Sup with that Marshawn? |
23 |
Jaguars
 |
Postpone the party. It was only Detriot. |
24 |
Browns
 |
Great Brady now do it against a team with a D. _enver sure doesn't have one. |
25 |
Texans
 |
I always talk about how underappreciated Andre Johnson is, but DeMeco Ryans is probably as underappreciated on the defensive side. |
26 |
Seahawks
 |
Julius Jones' move to Seattle has hurt him and the Cowboys, this year. |
27 |
49ers
 |
A valiant effort, but the Coach Mike's post game pressers remain their highlights, every week. |
28 |
Rams
 |
Torry Holt hasn't had this bad of a stretch since his first semester at NC State when girls thought he was Sam Cassel's 'lil brother. |
29 |
Raiders
 |
*Davis Bat-phone phone rings on sideline*
*coughing*
"Go long" -Al
*coughing*
How's that for strategy? |
30 |
Chiefs
 |
LMAO! Herm Dawg didn't want overtime because he wanted to get out of there in time to hit the club. Nigga had a crisp Brooks Brothers shirt and some Dockers laid out on that hotel bed. |
31 |
Bengals
 |
One more week til my annual Cinci kid's table joke. Let the anticipation begin. |
32 |
Lions
 |
I don't see why they just didn't hand the ball to Stanton in the first place, but whatever, Pepgotpaid. |
