FIYA NFL
Rankings
**Week 13** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Patriots
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Don Shula praising Kyle Boller, then for all intents and purposes wanting to violently murder his family after the interception was the highlight of that great Monday night contest. |
2 |
Cowboys
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The funny part is that this is going to ultimately end with them getting their asses kicked in the Super Bowl. |
3 |
Colts
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Reggie Wayne deserves a Pro Bowl nod. He has picked up more slack than a salary retail worker during the holiday season. |
4 |
Packers
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Hey, Favre left the field early. How come no one is talking about it?! If that was Randy Moss…wait, that already happened and they made a big deal. Talk about it, SOMEONE! |
5 |
Jaguars
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What the--David Garrard fumbled AND threw a pick in one game. Jesus Christ, what is going on?! |
6 |
Steelers
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All that smiling Hines Ward does is not helping the post World War image of the Asian caricature. |
7 |
Seahawks
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Somebody tell Nate to do that celebration with the imaginary powder again. Streets want an encore. |
8 |
Buccaneers
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9 |
Giants
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Great win, but more importantly, why does this team always fall apart like meat in a crock pot during every stretch run of every season? Didn't Steinbrenner's old crazy ass fire his strength and conditioning coach over some shit like this? Big Blue needs to follow suit. |
10 |
Browns
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I've seen mid-town developers force old women out of their rent controlled apartments and it was less obvious. |
11 |
Chargers
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Apparently, Shawne took all his post Maurice Jones-Drew-gate frustration out on Damon Huard. |
12 |
Titans
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Umm hmm, you saw that title from the AP on the Tennessee game. "Young rallies…" oh, I stopped right there. That's all that needed to be said. |
13 |
Vikings
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I'm calling it. They will make the playoffs and completely ruin some Coach's life…basically, they're gonna beat the Giants again in January and get Coughlin fired. |
14 |
Cardinals
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Edge has quietly had a productive season, while the Cards have positioned themselves for a Wildcard push. |
15 |
Lions
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Brilliant move by Kitna to soften his stance on the whole ten win thing when it was on the up and up. God must have told him, he might have to renege on this one. |
16 |
Saints
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Now, I still think Brees deserves most of the blame, but Reggie Bush is playing like an average turd. |
17 |
Bills
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Even on an emotion filled day, Washington couldn’t overcome the greatest force in sport: a scrub determined to play hard for his check. Now, I don't know if he needed to make a house payment or cop a new pair of rims for his Escalade, but Skins fans, you can't honestly be mad at Freddie Jackson for running All Over You. Awwwwww Yeah. |
18 |
Eagles
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Four more picks by Feeley. I guess that means he starts again, next week. |
19 |
Bears
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Have you ever seen a picture of Bears kicker, Robbie Gould? He is exactly what I imagined Toyman from the Superman cartoons would look like in real life. Creepy. Anyway, this one wasn't Growthlessman's fault. |
20 |
Redskins
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I'm never one to kick a man while he's down, but those back to back timeouts immediately made me think of our "If That Was A Nigga…" feature. |
21 |
Carolina
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I've been told that Vinny has an ice tub in every room in his house. I believe it, too. |
22 |
Raiders
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Justin Fargas is running with the same determination his father used to run from Starsky when the script called for a good shake down. I'm sorry, I can't not talk about it. He's Huggy's son! |
23 |
Broncos
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Soooo, is anybody planning to publically acknowledge Travis Henry's clearance in that whole substance abuse thing? OK, just checking. |
24 |
Texans
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It's truly a shame that you have to watch a Texans game on Sunday just so you can see Andre Johnson play. |
25 |
Bengals
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In regards to Carson Palmer and his receivers during the Steelers game, I haven't seen something so out of sync since iTunes refused to recognize my iPod. |
26 |
Rams
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I'm starting to think I could throw for 300 yards in that offense. Why not? I mean, if I got protection and Jackson was healthy, I don't see it being impossible. |
27 |
Chiefs
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is the first I've heard from Ty Law since he got paid. Ahahahahahaha! He used to be on ESPN every summer talkin bout he was tired of proving himself. He got his money now and he paid off that house he showed on MTV Cribs. Hahahahahaha, Ty Dog! |
28 |
49ers
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Apparently, Patrick Willis' 18 tackle performance wasn't out of the blue. The guy is a tackle box with over 100 for the past three years. Good job, Patrick. |
29 |
Ravens
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They melted down, down the stretch, but the overall effort was more of what I expected the Redskins to come out and display. |
30 |
Falcons
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Chris Redman is still in the league? I remember sitting at my computer back in '01 contemplating buying his Ravens jersey on eBay. It was fake, but it was incredibly cheap and all I wanted to do was hook it up with some purple Huarache's anyway. I just couldn't though, it's Chris fuckin Redman. I just copped a Vince Raptors swingman and called it a day. |
31 |
Jets
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The Jets asspounding the Dolphins reminded me of a convicted felon knocking on his girlfriend's door the night before his sentence began. |
32 |
Dolphins
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Arson's Fiya Question Of The Week: Anybody else feel like a damn nerd for knowing what HRG means? While we're on Heroes, the finale sucked. Just rename the show We Reserve the Right to Do-Over, already. |
