FIYA NFL
Rankings
**Week 11** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Patriots
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Terrell should be thankful. It could've and should've been five or six...
P.S. Hey, Tom, I think Andrea Kramer likes you. |
2 |
Cowboys
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So, Terry Glenn was the T.O. informant, last year? That makes two Patriots that have been close to driving the Eldorado off a cliff. |
3 |
Colts
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"But, Indy has had injuries." Welcome to the Pats and the rest of the NFL, the past three+ years. They still have their leader, don't they? Alrighty, then. |
4 |
Packers
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Congrats to Favre for winning the Multi-Vitamin Bowl against Vinny. I have no ideal why Quaker and AARP didn't pay for more advertising time, during this one. That was some prime geezer time. |
5 |
Jaguars
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When did Fred Taylor stop rocking the gold cap on his tooth? And how come nobody told me about it? I'm upset. |
6 |
Giants
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Truth be told, the Giants collapses of years past weren't because of heart or coaching, they were because of injuries. So, as the big Lions win settles in, don't ignore the dudes that limped off the field in Detroit. It could be the start of something familiar. |
7 |
Steelers
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Let me get this straight, I'm supposed to still believe the Steelers still have a great chance of defeating the Pats at home, when they struggle against the Browns and lose to the Jets? That's just stupid. |
8 |
Seahawks
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Doing just enough to stay on top of their division. Anybody find it ironic that the whitest city in the league has taken the most nigga-like approach to their 2007 campaign? |
9 |
Buccaneers
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When Joey Galloway and Alonzo Mourning retire, I dunno who I'm gonna get my old man flexing comedy from. |
10 |
Browns
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The offense is so good, Derek Anderson didn't throw a TD and they still put up 33 points on the Ravens. |
11 |
Lions
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I don't see why Kitna doesn't throw more jump-balls to Calvin Johnson. I don't care how hot his back is, if you're gonna throw them to Shaun McDonald, then you really have no jump-ball standards. |
12 |
Chargers
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13 |
Broncos
 |
Denver has been playing inspired ball over the past two weeks, which fortunately for them, constitutes a red hot NFL streak, this season. |
14 |
Titans
 |
See, the reason I was so upset with Vince feeding into the McNabb criticism early this year is because I knew the day would come, where he would look at his wide receivers and realize that his sorry ass cast would get looked over quicker than a black small business for a loan and the blame would be all his. |
15 |
Eagles
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Speaking of McNabb and the Eagles, you know he's all but had his last ride through them ate up streets in Germantown, right? |
16 |
Redskins
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I guess it never crossed the Skins genius defensive coordinator's mind to double the NFC's best receiver? Not even after his third TD, huh? |
17 |
Bills
 |
So, if Dick Jauron is a guy Beli likes and respects and he went for it twice on fourth down against him, what do you think he'll do to Mangini and the Jets in a couple of weeks? |
18 |
Cardinals
 |
They're a game out of first, LMAO! |
19 |
Panthers
 |
That big ass wad of Big Red John Fox is chewing can't taste too good, right now. This team has been a big disappointment, this year.oh, I dunno if he chews Big Red or not, I just assumed so. He seems like a Big Red guy. |
20 |
Texans
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When I look at Andre Johnson, I see Roy Green and that really makes me sad, folks, because no one will know who the fuck he is in ten years either. |
21 |
Chiefs
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Dwayne Bowe would have been a perfect government name for that Native American dude, Spirit on G.I. Joe. As it turns out, Spirit's real name was Charlie. Wack. |
22 |
Saints
 |
Fine, I'll even throw Bush in there as a bust if anyone with dignity will just admit Drew Brees is playing like some shit on a hotdog bun, this year. |
23 |
Bears
 |
The NFL Network needs to start running those commercials where Tommie Harris is dancing, again. He played much better when he was getting that TV two-step time. |
24 |
Vikings
 |
I'm not hating on A.D., but maybe this Minne running game has more to do with the offensive line, than anything else. |
25 |
Bengals
 |
Here's another white QB the media is trying to cover up with a big ass wool blanket from some south of the border ship. Fuck that, call me the QB INS. I'm hunting them all down. All of 'em. |
26 |
Falcons
 |
Let's see; the QB's suck, the RB's suck and the WR's suck. I have a hunch this offense is related to Delotta Brown. |
27 |
Rams
 |
Arson's Fiya Question Of The Week: Ever been to a restaurant with a dozen or so people and somebody asks for separate checks right off the bat? I have and I enjoy that look on the waiter's face each and every time. That expression is better than Dexter's when he found out his brother was the ice truck killer. |
28 |
Ravens
 |
They're finished. When does The Wire come back on? I need to see if somebody is gonna avenge Bodie. |
29 |
Jets
 |
All that losing was starting to fuck up the number of people allowed on Thomas Jones' NYC club guest lists. Something had to be done and I gotta say I respect him for looking out for his boys. |
30 |
49ers
 |
Much like the Jets, when you're not playing a 30-something place schedule any more, the wins become harder to earn. |
31 |
Raiders
 |
As mediocre as he was, I can't tell you what I wouldn't give to have Ron Curry as the backup PG at Carolina, right now. I just have this terrible feeling Quentin Thomas is gonna cost them a National Title. |
32 |
Dolphins
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