FIYA NBA
Rankings #9 |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Lakers
 |
I don't see how Kobe doesn't repeat as league MVP if this keeps up. |
2 |
Magic
 |
I have to admit, Jameer Nelson is still on every Italian plumbers most wanted list, despite playing well of late. |
3 |
Cavs
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Some damn crab dribble. Lobster head ass nigga © Ghostface |
4 |
Celtics
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The best part of the Celtics slump is watching Cassell sit on that bench and obviously not care. |
5 |
Nuggets
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Too bad. J.R. Smith is happy though. |
6 |
Pistons
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If this Iverson thing works, Joe D better get some of that Jerry West love from the media. |
7 |
Rockets
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Yao still hasn't lived up to his potential. I don't care what anyone says. |
8 |
Blazers
 |
What happened to Martel Webster? |
9 |
Hawks
 |
Remember Flip Murray had the fast ass start in Seattle that one year and niggas thought he was the next great guard? That was the greatest two months ever. Flip still living off two months. |
10 |
Suns
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This team is old and hurt and desperately needs a young pup to save it. They better holla at Jennifer Aniston for some advice. NOPE! |
11 |
Jazz
 |
Booz, prepare to be hated again. |
12 |
Mavs
 |
The 90s had the Blazers and the 00s have the Mavs. The window is closed. |
13 |
Heat
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Wade is playing his ass off. Too bad his team is sorry, because he's the best player in the L right now. |
14 |
Hornets
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Ever since DL was killed off of Heroes, David West has been mediocre. Coincidence?
*Heroes music* |
15 |
Spurs
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Sources have revealed that Bruce Bowen did, indeed, pull a gun on Roger Mason Jr. and told him to "Stay the fuck off my corners." That boy shoulda known Bruce done had them corners on lock for years. |
16 |
Nets
 |
Honestly, Boone could do what Lopez is doing, but no one wants to talk about it. |
17 |
Pacers
 |
Fantasy alert: Mike D is back this week. |
18 |
Raptors
 |
Chris Bosh seems to be playing well under a coach he doesn't hate. |
19 |
76ers
 |
If Dalembert were a foot shorter, he'd be walking barefoot in polluted streets in a dirty 1993 Bulls championship tee, holding a machete. I love this game.
Oh I forgot: Where a big ass semi-coordinated fool makes more money than a surgeon happens. |
20 |
Bulls
 |
Thabo and Tyrus are like basketball's versions of the 3DO and the Atari Jaguar. They seemed like good ideas at the time. |
21 |
Bucks
 |
They just can't get it right. |
22 |
Warriors
 |
Tragedy struck Jamal Crawford, as he buried four of his shot attempts, which were killed upon Maggette's return from injury. |
23 |
Kings
 |
Kevin Martin sent all those dark-skinned a message right off the break, as he fried the hell outta Marquis Daniels in his third game back since missings several weeks with injuries. |
24 |
Knicks
 |
After beating the Celts, Eddy Curry took the team out to eat. Of course upon paying the check he told his team mates to stack their left over boxes in the back of his Escalade. |
25 |
Clippers
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Trade Baron right now. Don't even wait. Take what you can get. |
26 |
Grizzlies
 |
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27 |
Bobcats
 |
Larry Brown is quietly turning into a horrible coaching job. Again. |
28 |
Timberwolves
 |
Aryan Love, y'all. That big ass white man is pressed for rebounds. |
29 |
Thunder
 |
Russell Westbrook is better than any rookie not named Mayo. You see it. |
30 |
Wizards
 |
So Gil is pressed to come back this year, huh? His damn knee is gonna blow up like that nuke on the last epsidoe of Sledge Hammer. |
