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Linwood Jenkins

--Standing 6-4, 220 pounds, Linwood was the star center for Mary McLeod Bethune High School in Bucktown, Alabama, a small community of approximately 250 African-Americans that is located right outside of Adulasia. According to the school’s official scorekeeper, Linwood’s uncle, Sylvester, Linwood averaged 76 points, 48 rebounds, 43 blocks, 34 steals and 2 assists a game during his senior season. “The boy just had a gift. People say he only dominated like he did because he was four inches taller than the next tallest kid, but that ain’t have nothing to do with it. He could stand still and dunk that ball from the free throw line. He shot 98% percent from the line because of that.” Sylvester also adds that Linwood wasn’t selected to play in the 1982, where he would have faced Cheese Eyes McDonald’s All-American game “because of racism.”

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FIYA NBA Rankings PLAYOFF PREVIEW EDITION: Round 3: Conference Finals
Team Match Up	FIYA Analysis
Boston (1) vs Detroit (2)	Fiya Matchup: KG, Ray and Pierce vs. Stuckey
	Team Sparks: James Posey, Eddie House and Stuckey
	Series Fiya Starter(s): KG, Ray, Pierce, Chauncey and Rip
	Series Fiya Moment: Tie: Sheed cysing it on the bench, waving the towel like a madman, as Stuckey dunks on Rondo in Game 6. Also, Doc yelling his infamous "Dammit Ray!"
	Dat ‘Nalysis: Now, they have to face a team that can win on the road, and you best believe the Pistons are gonna win a game in Boston. I mean, really, they have Stuckey.
	Pick: Stuckey in 6
Los Angeles (1) vs San Antonio (3)	Fiya Matchup: Bruce Bowen vs. Lakers head trainer Gary Vitti
	Team Sparks: Guts and Glory Horry and Big Bad Rad
	Series Fiya Starter(s): MVBean and Timmy 5000
	Series Fiya Moment: Kobe getting in a zone for all time and hitting 12 threes in a series changing Game 4.
	Dat ‘Nalysis: I’m making this pick because I believe Kobe is destined to thrust himself into the GOAT debate and if he doesn’t start here, he can forget it. Over the next month, Kobe Bryant will prove that Jordan isn’t the end of the evolutionary chain of modern basketball, but merely a link, just like Elgin and Doc. Kobe got next and you bitches ‘bout to be mad.
	Pick: LA in 6