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Linwood Jenkins

--Standing 6-4, 220 pounds, Linwood was the star center for Mary McLeod Bethune High School in Bucktown, Alabama, a small community of approximately 250 African-Americans that is located right outside of Adulasia. According to the school’s official scorekeeper, Linwood’s uncle, Sylvester, Linwood averaged 76 points, 48 rebounds, 43 blocks, 34 steals and 2 assists a game during his senior season. “The boy just had a gift. People say he only dominated like he did because he was four inches taller than the next tallest kid, but that ain’t have nothing to do with it. He could stand still and dunk that ball from the free throw line. He shot 98% percent from the line because of that.” Sylvester also adds that Linwood wasn’t selected to play in the 1982, where he would have faced Cheese Eyes McDonald’s All-American game “because of racism.”

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FIYA NBA Rankings PLAYOFF PREVIEW EDITION: Round 2
Team Match Up	FIYA Analysis
Boston (1) vs Cleveland (4)	Fiya Matchup: Think of it as Superman II. LeBron fighting General Zod, Ursa and Non. Yeah, it’s that.
	Team Sparks: James Posey, Boobie Gibson
	Series Fiya Starter(s): Van Pelt's Boston 3 Party, LeBron
	Series Fiya Moment: LeBron kicking the ball out to a wide open Ben Wallace for a 10-footer in the closing seconds of a do-or-die game 6; Ben takes the shot and the ball hits the backboard with the force of a Wes Unseld outlet pass.
	Dat ‘Nalysis: The Celtics, after surviving the shock of the Atlanta series, will not play around with the Cavs, who don’t have the athleticism to give them anywhere near the problems the young Hawks did. The Celtics recommitment to defense will be too much for the mighty LB. So, yeah, I'm going out on a limb here and I'm saying the Celts will actually win a road game.
	Pick: Boston in 6
Detroit (2) vs Orlando (3)	Fiya Matchup: Can't nobody match up with Stuckey.
	Team Sparks: Stuckey and non-Stuckey
	Series Fiya Starter(s): D-12, Chauncey, Rip, Sheed and Turkeydo
	Series Fiya Moment: Sheed laughing and exposing his teeth after Chauncey hits the clincher.
	Dat ‘Nalysis: Just too much Stuckey for Orlando to handle.
	Pick: And his name is Rodney.
Los Angeles (1) vs Utah (5)	Fiya Matchup: MVP vs. Deron Williams
	Team Sparks: Turiaf, Harpring
	Series Fiya Starter(s): MVP, Booz, Deron, Pau and Memo
	Series Fiya Moment: Kobe walking off the court non-chalantly after Game 6, because he’s so focused on a title that he don’t give a shit about winning a second round series. Meanwhile, Jerry Sloan will be blaming Boozer for the first time in two years, as if Kobe didn’t average 37 points in the series.
	Dat ‘Nalysis: Kobe hitting a fourth straight fall away three and blowing on his fingers as he heads back on defense. I truly feel sorry for haters this summer. Y’all bout to be so mad.
	Pick: Kobe.
New Orleans (2) vs San Antonio (4)	Fiya Matchup: Chris Paul vs. Tony Parker
	Team Sparks: Bonzi, Manu
	Series Fiya Starter(s): CP3, West Timmay and TP.
	Series Fiya Moment: Timmay spazzing out after he throws in a 15 foot putback after a mad scramble for a loose ball in Game 7.
	Dat ‘Nalysis: Paul is on his way to all-time greatness, but it’s just not his time. Despite an impressive win in Game 1, I think Spurs are taking this one. The title goes through the Spurs and I don’t think the Hornets eliminate the Spurs and then knock out Kobe. No, Paul is just not that nigga yet.
	Pick: San Antonio in 6.