FIYA NBA
Rankings #16 |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Celtics
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KG just might be one of the smartest players I've ever seen. It's amazing it took him so long to leave Minnesota. |
2 |
Pistons
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My sources tell me that Sheed has been saving up his ignant outbursts to coincide with the release of Nas' new album. |
3 |
Lakers
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Whether it's "8-hate" or "2-4-abhor," "Kobe" by any other name is still 15 years younger than Cheesy E. and any active NBA player. |
4 |
Spurs
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Parker just came back and it's like he never left. They don't need time to readjust. What a machine, this team. |
5 |
Hornets
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6 |
Suns
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I know Kerr looking at Shaq like he's a big ass Vizio he bought from a crackhead. Aint no refunds, Steve. |
7 |
Magic
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After playing JJ Redick a total of 15 minutes this past week, Stan Van Gundy admitted that Redick had better not say shit else to him, this season. |
8 |
Jazz
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Deron Williams is playoff PG. He's built and wired for half court ball. This is why he's gonna keep it close with Paul, in terms of that comparison. |
9 |
Mavs
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Avery Johnson is growing frustrated with the criticism surrounding his use of Jason Kidd. "All I know is I learned how to hit an 18 footer, so my coach wouldn't have to answer these dumb ass questions." |
10 |
Rockets
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"15 in a row." T-Mac should just keep repeating that when they get cooked in the first round. |
11 |
Cavs
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12 |
Warriors
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I'm astonished Baron has remained relatively healthy this year. I know that beard is behind it. |
13 |
Raptors
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With Bosh expected to be out a week, Sam Mitchell explained how his team plans to adjust to not having its superstar: "Well, we're gonna have a bit of a losing streak, but we'll be fine once he returns." |
14 |
Nuggets
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Asked how Iverson has helped him improve, Melo answered, "He hasn't. I'm actually regressing as we speak, so.ya know.whateva, dogg. I aint trade for that nigga. He cool people's and all, but shit.ya know? Fuck!" That boy's honesty is gonna get him in trouble one day. |
15 |
76ers
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Iggy's turning it on, tryna get his squad into the post season. Yeah, he's an all-star next year. |
16 |
Hawks
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I'll wait until this time next year before I push the "Told ya so" button on Acie Law. |
17 |
Blazers
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LaMarcus done really slowed down since New Year's. |
18 |
Wizards
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Has Etan endorsed anyone yet? Knowing him, he was prolly with Kucinich. |
19 |
Nets
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Team jokester Richard "Dude, Where's my Cock" Jefferson has renamed the team's PG position "Laptop," because Marcus Williams is gonna have to steal it back from Davis Harris. |
20 |
Pacers
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15 pounds of muscle and believable facial hair. That's all it took for Mike Dunleavy Jr. to get his shit together. |
21 |
Bulls
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The Hinrich Watch continues. When will the white media talk about how awful he's been since signing that huge extension? |
22 |
Bucks
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This team isn't actually missing anything. I wouldn't touch anything for two years. Let them figure it out. |
23 |
Kings
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Beno Udrih. Who knew? I know the Spurs wish they had him instead of some damn Jacques Vaughn. |
24 |
Clippers
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At this point, I don't see the sense in Elton returning. He may as well get set for next year. He's gonna need a big year then, as he becomes a free agent. |
25 |
Bobcats
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If I had known Wallace had been concussed every fucking years for the last 4 years, I woulda stayed away. IS THIS NIGGA AL TOON'S SON?!?!? |
26 |
Knicks
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Steph, a bit of advice: A troll shouldn't burn every bridge he comes across, because eventually he won't have anywhere to rest his head. |
27 |
Sonics
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Apparently, Durant is following the tried and true ROY formula.score a shitload of points and hope they ignore the turnovers. |
28 |
Grizzlies
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Mike Conley's getting in the groove like Kane and Rodman used to do. That's a Madonna joke, because they used to fuck her while listening to that song, see? |
29 |
T-Wolves
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I don't see why Randy Foye just came back and had a spot handed to him. Is he really that good? |
30 |
Heat
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D-Rose and D-Wade? The Common and Kanye of the NBA. |
