FIYA NBA
Rankings #12 |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Celtics
 |
I don't care nothing about these rankings. It's Super Bowl Sunday. I want them Patriots to lose and I want Mercury to party. |
2 |
Hornets
|
Shit. This drive ain't half bad. Eli looks competent, y'all. |
3 |
Pistons
|
Field goal. I'll take it. Fuck it. |
4 |
Suns
|
Man, them Gents trying hard. This is gonna be a good ass game. |
5 |
Spurs
|
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THEY TRYING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
6 |
Mavs
|
LMAO!!! Brady don't understand. |
7 |
Lakers
|
PAU, BITCH!!! DAT TUCK HIT BRADY JUSTIN TIME!!! NOOOOPE!!!! |
8 |
Blazers
 |
OOOOOOOO, I hate Welker now that fantasy football is over. |
9 |
Warriors
|
Aight 7-3. I can deal with that. |
10 |
Jazz
|
Tom Petty old. Like, Seau old. |
11 |
Magic
|
DAMN!!! These defenses ain't bullshittin. |
12 |
Raptors
|
TYREEEEE!!!! HE NO-NAME PIMPIN ON THEM!!!! |
13 |
Rockets
|
SHIT!!!! WELKER!!! |
14 |
Nuggets
|
Oh no. They in Rhythm. |
15 |
Cavs
|
Well, this is a bucket. *sigh* |
16 |
Wizards
|
Damn you, Randy!!! You ain't try hard for Pep, nigga!!!! |
17 |
Nets
|
What's this? Eli to Smith? |
18 |
Hawks
|
Steve Smith is dominating them!!!! |
19 |
Pacers
|
PLAX!!!!!! PLAX!!!!! PLAX!!!!! BLACK!!!! BLACK!!!!! BLACK!!!! |
20 |
Bulls
|
WTF?! ALFORD JUST LOOKED LIKE PAC-MAN EATING BRADY UP LIKE A GHOST ON THAT SACK. WHAT A BIG ASS CHOMP. |
21 |
Bucks
|
GODDAMN!!! Brady threw that 70 yards. I was scared. |
22 |
Bobcats
|
Aight. Last play. COME ON!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOPE!!!! |
23 |
Kings
 |
MERCURY GONNA RAP ON THEM!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
24 |
Clippers
|
MERC DAWG!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!! |
25 |
76ers
|
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THEY FELL ON BRADY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
26 |
Grizzlies
 |
PEP LAUGHING AT RANDY!!! HE TRIED TO WIN WITHOUT YOU, PEP!!!! HE FAILED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
27 |
Sonics
 |
BOSTON FANS MAD!!! THIS IS JUST A PREVIEW OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE CELTS, BITCHES!!!! |
28 |
Knicks
|
PATS PRINTED UP ALL THAT BULLSHIT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! |
29 |
T-Wolves
|
PLAX CRYING ON THEM!!!! HE A MAN!!!! HE A MAN-TEARING ON THEM!!!! LMAO!!!! MAN-TEARING!!!! |
30 |
Heat
|
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