FIYA NBA
Rankings #15 |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Mavs
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I fucks with Mark Cuban, but he looks like Japan siding with Germany, right now. And when Wade drops that big ass bomb on his team, I ain't gonna feel sorry for him. |
2 |
Suns
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Nash's injury and the Suns' subsequent struggles are just the thing voters needed to justify his third consecutive MVP. |
3 |
Spurs
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Robert Horry has been the most consistent player in league history, having never changed his haircut. Yes, it has always been the same. Check. |
4 |
Jazz
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Kirilenko might wanna take up his wife's offer...some new pussy might be just what he needs. |
5 |
Pistons
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Webber winning...AI losing. You see it. |
6 |
Rockets
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If Yao and Mac don't bring it during the playoffs, I'm ignoring them all next year. I'm tired of this. |
7 |
Lakers
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When Smush stops starting, they'll start winning. His best role on a team should be the loudest, most annoying hyped dude on the bench. A Mateen, if you will. |
8 |
Cavs
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Danny Ferry still hasn't put anything out there for LeBron to work with. Does the media address this? Exactly. |
9 |
Bulls
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Ben Wallace got his money...hahahahahahahahaha. People thought Paxon was smart..hahahahahahahahaha. |
10 |
Wizards
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11 |
Raptors
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Best young team in the East. |
12 |
Pacers
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Why do people blame Donnie Walsh every time something negative happens with this team? Damn, white people protect Bird like he's the president. |
13 |
Magic
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Timmy had to say something bad about God for Dwight to dunk on him like that. |
14 |
Heat
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When April rolls around, Shaq's gonna play himself into shape and destroy every team that stands in the Heat's way. |
15 |
Clippers
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When a coach is so bad that he can make Sam Cassell visibly not care about winning, that coach needs to be fired immediately. |
16 |
Nuggets
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Iverson fans are scared because they know he's getting them blame for that playoff exit. Too bad. |
17 |
Hornets
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They got everyone back and they're kicking ass. Byron Scott is a genius. |
18 |
Nets
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If they let Vince compete in the dunk contest just by sitting at half court with a projector showing his best in-game dunks of the season, he wins easily. |
19 |
Warriors
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Baron's trade value will never be higher and Mullin would be a fool to not get rid of him. Baron's back or knee is gonna catch fire right after the trade deadline. |
20 |
T-Wolves
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Garnett should go into business with Dan Marino and Barry Sanders selling puzzles with a bunch of missing pieces in them. |
21 |
Knicks
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Eddy is distracting niggas with his all-star whining. Just play Eddy. Damn. |
22 |
Blazers
 |
Seriously, I just wanna know how Darius Miles spends his time. bet he sits around making dumb ass faces most of the day. |
23 |
Bucks
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Prison Yard Patterson is out there taking fools commissary. |
24 |
76ers
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I don't care who knows: I want this team to win next year, so Iverson can look bad. He made people, including me, think Iggy wasn't going to be good. |
25 |
Hawks
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Figures. There are no franchise PGs in the lottery this year. |
26 |
Kings
 |
If Kev Martin don't win most improved, that award is more worthless than I first believed. |
27 |
Sonics
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Ray Allen is on auto-pilot. I would love to see that dude on a good team in the playoffs. He'd decide a series. |
28 |
Bobcats
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Of all the teams with young talent, this is the one that will never get it together. |
29 |
Grizzlies
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Pau might wanna stay right where he is, because this team's fortunes will change rather quickly in the draft. |
30 |
Celtics
 |
Really...WOW!!!! |
