The Five Kinds of Great Athletes
by: Linwood Jenkins,
for Sports
Great athletes can be broken down into five simple groups. Here they are:
The Robot plays the game like a nigga plays a sports video game, they find some shit that works and they cook it to death. If people figure out what they like to do, they modify that shit, but they never really change ANYTHING. Robots win more often than not doing the exact same shit over and over. Great robots have included Jerry Rice, Tim Duncan, Tito Trinidad, Kevin McHale, Wade Boggs and Lawrence Taylor.
They try real hard...all the fucking time. They annoy their way to wins. Some great Bammas are Dennis Rodman, Reggie White, Evander Holyfield, David Eckstein and other average White Baseball Players and Duke Basketball.
Born to play. Nuff said. Joe Montana, Roy Hobbs, Barry Bonds, Ken Griffey Jr., Peyton Manning, Ray Leonard and Barry Sanders.
Pressed to win at EVERYTHING. Isiah, Jordan, Kobe, Tiger, Bird and Magic.
They be having fun, win or lose. Brett Favre, Oscar De La Hoya and Babe Laufenberg.
