Shortest Books Ever...Vol. 1
for Special Features
How To Get Pussy Thrown at You Before You're Rich And Famous: An Ugly Nigga's Handbook
--by Shawn Carter. Forward by Flava Flav.
Losing The Battle
--by Nasir Jones
Sorry, I Don't Eat Cornbread
--by Not A Nigga
Nine Bullets: Changing The Day I Was Shot And Never Mentioning It Again
--by Curtis Jackson
Proof That I'm Not A Dumb Ho
--by The Video Girls
ILove Me Some Black Women
--by O.J. Simpson
The Carnal Joys of Little Black Boys
--by Michael Jackson
A Comprehensive Guide To Caring About Black People
--by G.W. Bush.
Foward by Condoleeza Rice.
Life Begins At 40
--by Janet Jackson
Remaining Dirty Enough To Fight Crime Well Into My 70’s
--by Clint Eastwood
Creating A Very Normal-Looking Hairline
--by Jamie Foxx
Blocking Out Hecklers
--by Michael Richards
Professionalism
--by The Staff of Vibe Magazine.
How To Steal A Skinny Bitch's Man
--by Mo'Nique
My Life: Humility, Dignity, Integrity and Talent
--by Madonna
No, These Are My Real Teeth
--by Denzel Washington
The Happiest Ending
--by Mike Tyson
Rationing The Hits: Ways Edit Yourself And Sustain Your Creative Peak As Long As Possible
--by Prince
I Bit Mariah And Everyone Noticed, So I Fired My P.R. Rep
--by Beyonce' Knowles
I Don't Feel Like Talking
--by A Woman
