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10 Greatest Moments of Michael Jackson 10. Michael’s second “marriage” to Debbie Rowe. Successful black man marrying a sloppy unattractive white woman? Ahhh, you almost had us fooled on this one Mike. Kudos to your PR machine for the good try. 9. The Iman kiss from the Remember the Time video. I’ve sold better kisses to my baby mama when she knew I was short of the child support for the month. 8. Taking Brooke Shields to the 1984 Grammy Awards. For friggin’ what dude? It ain’t like you were gonna hit afterwards. Do you know how many dudes wanted to spank Brooke back in ’84? What’s worse is that Brooke was down. Yup, down as Mya on a Hip-Hop video shoot; she even said it. And here Mike is giggling talkin’ bout “Stop, that tickles.” Nope, he probably did say that, shut up.
Well, just how does she make you feel, Mike? Horny? Yeah, that’s what I thought. 6. "I can get her, Chris. I can get her." to Chris Tucker on the You Rock My World video. I really almost choked to death on a mystery mix Now and Later when I heard him say this shit. It’s kind of traumatizing thinking back. Let’s move on. 5. Naomi Campbell's role during the In the Closet video. When this video came out, Naomi Campbell was probably the most beautiful woman on earth. The fact that she spent the whole the whole 5 minutes obsessing after this brittle dude who managed to make a small Hanes v-neck baggy, still bothers me. (Aren’t you proud of me for not even using the title of the song? You should be.) 4. His kids (who look nothing like him). You’ve seen them. They look like Brad Pitt. Next. 3. The Thriller video, Ola Ray. If you’re an early 80’s baby *no Shawn Carter*, you’re of the African American persuasion and you’re male, there’s a good 96 to 4 chance Ola Ray per the Thriller video was the first woman you ever loved. I fought a kid, he was my best friend or something over her. It was that serious. So while I’m straining the relationship with my go to guy on the playground (ugh, if I must, *pause*), this nigga Mike wasn’t even thinking about trying to Beat It. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE! 2. The Billie Jean video. I thought Mike Jax was the fuckin’ man when this video came out. You hear me? I didn’t know shit about women, but I knew he was walking down the street fittin’ to set this bitch Billie Jean straight. She wasn’t his lover and that lil jungle bunny wasn’t his youngin’. He ain’t have time for all that. He was busy gettin’ it in for the last 40 days and nights…oh God, not only is the video, but the whole song completely ruined now. Of course the kid ain’t his son, he penis doesn’t like women! 1. The Lisa Marie kiss at the 1994 MTV VMA’s. Gayest…Kiss…Ever.
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7. The
entire The Way You Make Me Feel video.