| The
Ringer |
Laughing
at retarded people |
| T.O.
making life miserable for Philly fans |
T.O.
making life miserable for McNabb fans |
| Kanye's
Jedi Mind Tricky bravado |
Kanye's
actual talent |
| Laffy
Taffy |
The
steady decline of American culture |
| The
Resurgence of Mariah |
The
Curse of Mariah on Jeter and the Tankees |
| The
lips of Scarlett, Fiona and Angelina |
White
people only loving black features on non-black women |
| Buffie's
body |
Damn,
Buffie!!! Girl, you thick as shit!!! I'm tryna fuck!!! |
| Dave
Chappelle's 'TEGRITY and emotional health |
Comedy
Central's ratings |
| California
Tortilla |
Burrito
Brothers (worst fuckin burritos in the galaxy) |
| Asiatic
Prince Vince Young looking like Hannibal crossing the Alps
on that last drive |
Teutonic
Trojan King Matt Linehart not taking that L with grace and
blaming his defense |
| Brokeback
Mountain |
The
inevitable gay porn title Bareback Mountain |
| Nas
and Jay squashing their beef |
Jay's
fans thinking that it erases that big ass L he took in 2001
(NOOOOPE!!!!) |
| The
Chronicles of Narnia |
Black
people still only having The Wiz (LMAO...we wack...hahahahahaha) |
| Chris
Paul |
Julius
Hodge not having the balls to ball at the highest level. |
| Chicken
Little |
50
flopped like shit...LMAO...fuck outta here, dogg. |
| Kobe
and A.I.'s scoring race |
Niggas
who refuse to understand they have to score to win games. |
| The
end of the work day |
The
overused phrase "At the end of the day." STOP,
PLEASE!!!! |
