| Norm
MacDonald |
Funniest
white man living, proven by the fact that he's the only pale
person on earth that can still make an OJ joke funny |
| Conan
O'Brien |
Wrote
for "The Simpsons" and followed Letterman without
committing suicide |
| Skip
Bayless |
Defended
Barry Bonds during the Salem Steroid Trials |
| Abe
Polin |
Actually
had the balls to fire Cheeseeyes and hire a real executive
to run his franchise |
| Seinfeld
Cast |
Bearers
of 12 wonderful years of comedic genius |
| Angelina
Jolie |
Has sister
lips and takes in less fortunate kids like a grandmother,
all she needs is a tan and we can move her over, officially |
| Jeremy
Shockey |
Tactless
actions consistent with every other talented player from "The
U," and he punched a veteran lineback on his first day
of training camp |
| Fred
Armisen |
Parrot,
Liam Neeson, Classic |
| Will
Ferrell |
"Old
School" and the drunk elf bit on Conan |
| The
Clintons |
Closest
thing we'll ever see to a black first couple, the man plays
the sax for God's sake |
| Michael
Moore |
Made
Bush sweat like a coke bottle in Texas, mid-summer for like
a month straight, thanks Mike |
| Nick
Cage |
Coolest
man on the big screen with a melanin deficiency |
