10. Asian Woman/White
The John Lennon is
by far the easiest IR to pull off. Lots of white guys have
a fetish for the petite and mystical Asian
puss, and lots of Asian women have a thing for absolutely
immersing themselves in Western culture and leaving behind
any trace of a heritage that can't be seen in their facial features.
In fact, it is becoming increasingly infrequent in major metropolitan
areas to see a young Asian woman walking down the street
with a young Asian man. Our society doesn't seem
to mind this combo very much, if at all.
Asian Woman and their status-seeking parents.
Opponents: Single Asian Men with a sense of pride. Asian women
who haven't found their white guy yet.
Acceptance Probability: 90.3%
Right on the heels of The Lennon is The Penelope
Cruz. The hot and spicy Latina has long been the favorite "exotic" beauty
for the white man. The Latina has all the facial features of
the white woman and what they lack in co-dependency, they more
than make up for with their bigger and firmer breasts
and asses. So, the appeal for white guys is clear. As for the
women, it's the standard reason...standards.
Proponents: Latinas and their status-seeking parents.
Opponents: Single Latin Men with a sense of pride. Territorial
white women. Angry Elderly Latinos who know Southern California
Acceptance Probability: 85.2%
The Ricky Ricardo is surprisingly well-received by
the American people. White women love the Latin lover and the
Latin lover loves anything that's breathing. This relationship
allows white women who are not attracted to the blandness of
white men to have a relationship with men of another race, while
still giving birth to children that will look like Freddie Prinze
Proponents: White women, White parents who are just happy it
wasn't a black guy.
Opponents: Poor White Men.
Acceptance Probability: 82.4%
Does anyone ever really bat an eye when they see The Carlos
Santana? It makes perfect sense that the two most stereotypically
oversexed types of human beings would hook-up. Black women
get to have their kids with the good hair, while Latinos get
to be in a relationship with a fiery women who might give them
a lot of backtalk, but will stop way short of stabbing them.
Black Women who like “good hair.” Latinos
who like big booties.
Opponents: White women who lust after Latinos. Black Men who
just wanna hit it one good time.
Acceptance Probability: 81.8%
with Sistas can be a tough trick to pull off if handle poorly.
Recently, a rising young black actor Derek Luke made the mistake
of marrying a fair-skinned Latina with too many Caucasian features.
Sistas ain’t having it. You
gotta be smart, like Will Smith, who has often selected olive-skinned
Latin beauties like Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes and has barely
heard a peep from the Sistas. Sistas generally don’t accept
Latinas who are lighter than Vanessa Williams or Mariah Carey.
Meanwhile the hottest Latina on the planet right now, Eva Longoria,
is getting poked by a brotha. This hookup is known as The
Opponents: Elderly Latins, Black women.
Acceptance Probability: 74.8%
The Dumb Nigga In The Military or The Wesley is
an extremely unique case, as it garners no significant hate from
any faction other than the Asian community. It seems
that many Asians believe marrying a black man
is the ultimate show of disrespect by an Asian female for
herself and her race.
Proponents: Asian women who actually enjoy sex, Black men, young
Asian male siblings seeking street cred, Black women who are
just happy the bitch ain't white.
Opponents: The vast majority of Asians, White guys with an Asian
Acceptance Probability: 72.7%
I know what
thinking, but The Romeo Must Die or The
Jet Li is not so far-fetched. Plenty of Sistas and Asian
guys share a mutual attraction that often goes unspoken. Just
because we don’t see it a lot that doesn’t mean
it doesn’t exist. You can expect big things from this
combination in the coming years, as many Sistas who absolutely
refuse to date white boys make the compromise to try something
Proponents: Status-seeking Asian parents, Asian male siblings
seeking street cred, Black women who want their kids to have
Opponents: Black women who looooove sex, Black men who just wanna
Acceptance Probability: 72.2%
Now The Bruce Lee is
very tough to get a read on, because many Asian moms seem to
want their sons to marry within the race, while they don’t so much mind when the daughter brings
home a white guy. Strange. Also, this couple seems to get a lot
of heat from insecure white guys who don’t understand why
a white woman would date men who are supposedly less hung than
Proponents: Asian men who want to be recognized as sexual beings,
White women who love hairless lean guys.
Opponents: White guys with little dicks.
Acceptance Probability: 70.1%
This one is gaining steam. Twenty years ago, no one could have
predicted The Whoopie would be seen so much on the streets.
Hell, they’re even making movies about it (Something
New). Halle Berry, black men’s beauty icon for the
better part of a decade, is now dating a white guy. Tennis queens
Venus and Serena Williams exclusively juggle green balls on the
court and white balls in the bed. Obviously, this combination
annoys black men and white women the most. Black men are used
to being perceived as the only kinda man that can really handle
a black woman’s attitude. Little did they realize financial
security and/or social status are the keys to keeping Sistas
quiet. And white women can’t believe a white man would
find a beauty so unlike their won to love (dumb ass bitches).
Proponents: Black parents who love their daughters and want
them to be happy, white male siblings who want street cred.
Opponents: Black people who only see images of Massa raping every
black female slave on the plantation. White parents who
love their sons, but love their social status even more. White
women are value being perceived as the standard of female beauty.
Acceptance probability: 58.2%
This is the granddaddy of them all, The Quincy Jones.
It’s as American as racism itself, receiving hate from
all sides. It’s built on the kind of lustful curiosity
that can only be described as…”fucking hot.” Very
rarely is this combination about love. Even when it is based
on love, the Mandingo-colored images of yesterday tend to cloud
everyone’s view. History dictates that you have no choice
but to be skeptical of this combo. It cuts right to the bone
of race in America…kinda like OJ did.
Proponents: White Women who loooove sex. Black men who want
to hump away history.
Opponents: Pretty much everybody.
Acceptance Probability: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Nah,