Actors
are ranked according to their cumulative score for
each of the following categories, which give us a true indicator
of their on-screen persona and how they are viewed by audiences:
non-threatening
to whites (NTW)
always smiling and shit (ASS)
varying
degrees of homosexuality (HE)
varying degrees of losing
to a white man (LTC)
has played loyal co-signing black friend
to the white star (LBF)
general buffonery (BUF)
Top
Ten Actors Aiding The Systematic Emasculation of Black
Men in Media |
Actor |
NTW |
ASS |
HE |
LTC |
LBF |
BUF |
Total |
Taye Diggs |
10 |
10 |
10 |
10 |
8 |
8 |
56 |
Byron Allen |
10 |
10 |
5 |
10 |
10 |
6 |
51 |
Arsenio Hall |
9 |
9 |
10 |
7 |
6 |
9 |
50 |
Guy Torry |
10 |
8 |
3 |
9 |
10 |
10 |
50 |
Wayne Brady |
10 |
10 |
4 |
8 |
9 |
8 |
49 |
Shawn Wayans |
8 |
8 |
10 |
7 |
6 |
10 |
49 |
Cuba Gooding Jr. |
10 |
9 |
3 |
7 |
10 |
8 |
47 |
Bill Bellamy |
9 |
9 |
3 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
45 |
Flex Alexander |
10 |
9 |
1 |
7 |
5 |
9 |
41 |
Michael Clarke Duncan |
8 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
9 |
6 |
39 |
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examples of "Top
Coons," by our
standards? Let us know.
