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Nic Flare, one of Hollywood’s freshest faces gives you the scoop on what’s poppin at the show, the afterparty and if you’re lucky the hotel. Recently relocated from England, the British actor has hustled and charmed his way onto every A-List in town. You won’t believe the info he’s dropping, here. Be sure not to overlook a single detail, Nic never does.


A Few Questions about the B.E.T. Awards
by: Nic Flare, for Entertainment

Pardon my ignorance, but this was my first B.E.T. Awards show since leaving England and to be honest with you, it was total culture shock. It took me two hours to even comprehend where I was. If you could help me out though, I have a few questions based on the extravaganza I witnessed.

  1. You think Usher is at all intimidated…by Chris Brown’s height at only 16?
  2. How do ALL the Wayans look younger now than they did 15 years ago?
  3. Think Bleek ever gets jealous of Ty Ty?
  4. Never mind the Jagged Edge chap had a limp, were those tan wallabies? Tacky.
  5. Was EVERYONE attempting to get their white in before Labor Day?
  6. Did the sound man get his check before the show?
  7. Is Puffy’s “grown and sexy” act becoming a tad…*yawn*?
  8. Why do they call Fantasia Daffy Duck? I really don’t get it.
  9. Has Eminem explained why he wears doo rags to Ja Rule yet?
  10. Didn’t Vivica look elegant? (No seriously)
  11. Don’t you have to respect T.I. for not abandoning the bald fade?
  12. Don’t Jay and Beyonce look like a tired old couple, already?
  13. Wouldn’t Harry Belafonte have made a splendid Professor X?
  14. Was Kelis’ outfit tailored by Denise Huxtable?
  15. Tell the truth, weren’t you looking forward to Kanye throwing a fit, so you could bitch, today?
  16. So what is the deal with Jamie Foxx’s hairline?
  17. DMX a no show? Surprised?
  18. Is it ok for Will.Am.I to be cool with black people, again?
  19. Think you have more porn in your stash than Kirk Franklin?
  20. Don’t you think India.Arie and David Banner would fit right in as a couple? (I do.)
  21. Gospel’s shine getting cut short? Are our young people a society of heathens?
  22. Is Andre 3000’s new gimmick dressing like a tourist?
  23. How did Eric Benet get a ticket?
  24. *Sigh* Did someone just run across the stage again?
  25. Two Prince television appearances in one calendar year? Are we FUCKING Worthy? (That one was rhetorical)

And most importantly:

26. Where in the bloody hell is Jackie Reid's big...errr, bubbling personality and what after party will they be attending?


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