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-Loves any movie with black people in it.
--Reggie was fired from BET.com for giving a 4-star review to Woo, which is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. Yes, worse than that. Yup, that too. It’s unforgivably bad. Reggie has learned his lesson. He promised not to give any movie with Jada Pinkett Smith in it for more than 20 minutes a rating higher than 2 and ½, because that’s all they deserve.


FiyaStarter RATING = (1½) Fiyaballs

Movie Review

Little Man
No Question, It's Not Funny.
by: Reggie Eggert, for Entertainment

This movie? Not funny.

Marlon Wayans? Not gay.

Shawn Wayans? Gay.

Kerry Washington? Boring.

Tracy Morgan? Needs to find a fucking niche.

David Alan Grier? Dude, write your own shit and make some movies. Didn't you go to Harvard?

John Witherspoon? The act is wearing thin. It's like watching Tyson after Don King got involved. He needs to ditch the Wayans.

Kicking people in the balls? Not funny.

Toys hitting men in the balls? Not funny.

Gratuitous fart jokes? Not funny.

Gratuitous penis jokes? Not funny.

Gratuitous breast jokes? Not funny.

Middle-aged white women using stale rap slang? Hideously unfunny.

The Wayans brothers five year run of hits? Puzzling.

 

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