Movie Review
Eastern Promises
Viggo Killing Again: Same Ol' Song and Dance.
by: Reggie Eggert, for Entertainment
Look, man, this damn movie was so tight, I can't just sit here and type up some damn standard ass review. I need to sing and dance about this shit. Eastern Promises just may be the best crime drama since The Godfather II. I don't know what else to do, y'all. So, fuck it...I'mma do what comes naturally...
Rap
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They call him Viggo and he's in control
He was restin' his body in the steam room, chillin'
While all the while some Chechen guys was tryna kill 'em
They attack in two, wood grips, came equipped
But, he broke arms, cracked backs, stabbed shit and he split
They found out about Viggo, the master of evil
Try to battle my boy? That's not legal
OW!
UH!
Yeah I think this is gonna be another one of those violent ones
Heart, soul, d-d-dance!
VERSE 1:
If I was you, I would see, Viggo killin
He be actin good, yo, the bamma just got it all
'Cause I believe so much in V - and know I'm not kidding
If you feel the same as me, yo, this movie's gonna make a ball
CLIMB:
Now I see that nobody fuckin wit him
Don't know where that Oscar falls
All I know is that he gotta get it
He gotta take it that oscar home
CHORUS 1:
Well I guess he's gonna have to take control
(all on his own)
If it's up to us, he's got to take it home
(all on his own)
VERSE 2:
Now can't you see that all you need is one ticket
Gotta make your own decisions, but you damn well better go
Best actor of his time and only gettin better
Gotta keep, keep on pushing, he done learned to take control, yeah
CLIMB:
Now I see that nobody fuckin wit him
Don't know where that Oscar falls
All I know is that he gotta get it
He gotta take it that oscar home
CHORUS 2:
Well I guess he's gonna have to take control
(all on his own)
If it's up to us, we've got to take it home
(all on his own)
Gotta, gotta, take it home, gotta, gotta, gotta take it home
FADE
(Oh-we-oh) he's in control
(Oh-we-oh) Y-Y-Ya know it
(All on his own)
I said he's in control
(Oh-we-oh) Y-Y-Ya know it
(Oh-we-oh) Y-Y-Ya know it
(All on his own)
