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Catching dogs for a living can’t still be a viable way to make a living
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Finding a way to link the color pink to the number 23 is beyond wack
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Visiting people you don’t know in jail because of a book is disturbing
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Devin Hester sealed his and the Chicago Bears fate when he went to the premier
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A dogcatcher (sorry, couldn't get past it) with a wife that hot is simply not believable
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Stalking old men you think obsess over numbers like you is ghey
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Jimbo hasn’t tried to help out Keenan Ivory Wayans after Low Down Dirty Shame, you know he saw that piece of feces...no loyalty
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Making viewers look for two’s and three’s for an hour and a half is draining
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Reading scary books in horribly designed and poorly lit rooms isn’t trill
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Any man that lets his wife get fondled to his face the way Carrey did is really not a man Just because I saw Truman Show four times, Dumb and Dumber seven times, and the Vanilla Ice skit from In Living Color 12 times don’t mean shit (4+7+12=23), Jim
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Turning your kid into a nut-job because of your conspiracy theories ain’t whoa
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Jimminy hasn’t thrown Tommy Davidson a bone either and he helped him sell those skits like shit
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Jordan’s cheese eyed ass wore 23, but even still
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I can't hold it in anymore, this dude's little rickety ass teeth have been bothering me for years.
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Going to the library to research ANYTHING with a freaking computer around is upsetting
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Acting that dumb over a book you hadn't even finished reading is worthy of smack in the face with a big frozen fish
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M. Night Shyamalan’s next movie can’t be that far away
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After figuring out the ending after only 23 minutes, the next 67 are like taking a nap in Hell on a cheap motel bed
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No one wants to see Jim Carrey rocking a tattoo that The Rock’s had for years
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Speaking of cheap motel beds from Hell, way to find a Comfort Inn, Jimmy
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Having a crazy ass father is no excuse for such elaborate shitsearch
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Carrey narrating a “Thriller” is like Tim Hardaway “Moderating” a gay rights symposium
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With movie ticket prices hovering around $23 for you and a date, this just ain’t worth the doe, or the 23 minute drive, especially with quality films like Reno 911 and The Astronaut Farmer on the block
