Ever think certain actors and actresses were made for a specific role? Well, maybe its because they play it all the damn time. No we're not hating, we actually support them because they always do a good job. Here's a list of those that excel in their comfort zone on movie sets:
Action Movie: Tom Cruise
Why? he brings the 'tensity to them action sequences and makes you feel like some shit is really on the line, unlike has-beens like Arnie, Bruce and Rambo with that dumb ass cool-guy-it's-under control exterior they bring.
Cop Movie/Cop: Denzel Washington
Why? Authority! I believe he's in charge. I believe he gonna crack the fuckin case. I believe that cliche bullshit when he spits some fiya at his superiors like all movie cops do.
Nigga That Done Invented Something That'll Blow Up The World: Joe Morton
Why? Have you not been paying attention? This nigga be inventing shit that will blow up Earth in every damn movie it seems. From Terminator to Stealth, this muhfucka been a threat to the Earth for almost 20 years. Every time I see him come on screen, I just be like "Oh shit...what he done made now?"
Comedy Male Lead: Vince Vaughn
Why? Vince is God, that’s why. Now stop asking dumb questions.
Motor Mouth Black Sidekick: Chris Tucker
Why? He was born for it. I swear he’s played it in every picture he's been in.
Weak Girlfriend: Jennifer Aniston
Why? Born for it. I swear she's played it in every picture she's been in.
Mom: Kathy Bates
Why? Because she fat, to put it crassly. She wears that weight like a mom does and has that warm smiles and that nice comforting tone to her voice.
Romantic Comedy: Reese Witherspoon
Why? Don't she just make you happy. What a nice smile. She's come a long way from Bokeem Woodbine tonguing her down laying pipe to her.
Young Disposable White Ho: Bijou Phillips
Why? I don't have to explain this. She's disgusting.
Black Family Matriarch/Dignified Old Black Lady: Cicely Tyson
Why? It's a running joke of FiyaStarter...because it's true.
Super-Intelligent Something Or Other Guy: Ed Norton
Why? Oh, you the smarty-art nigga, huh? You the smarty-art nigga. Well, lemme ask ya this...lemme ask ya this: Can ya kick ass on opening weekend?
Super-Intelligent Something Or Other Girl: Nicole Kidman
Why? Eh, she looks intelligent enough I guess and she speaks quickly and clearly.
Politicial Thriller: Gene Hackman
Why? He's an old white man that looks like he never gets pussy.
Mad Fat Black Woman In Bad Black Film: Monique
Why? Need we really do this?
