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No this isn’t a formal gathering, it's rambling with America’s resident angry black man, Big Earl at his dining room table where he watches sports on his 13-inch TV and reflects on life. Grab a chair and listen up as Earl pulls back the memories of days past almost as feverishly as he pulls back on his lit menthol of choice, all the while reflecting on today's events. You’re now in the dining room and Earl is speaking from the big chair.


 

My Request to the Black Community:
"GET OUT THE WAY!"

by: Big Earl, for Social/General


OH NO!

They bout to fuck it up for my man!

Now, I’ve sat by idly for the past few weeks witnessing an epic display of coonery and okey-dokeness by black people across this country like they don’t know what the hell is at stake and I’m tired of it. Even more tired than I am of explaining to my grandson that my Wii is off limits to him and his knucklehead friends. It helps me with my weight and I can’t afford to have no hyper ass youngins wrecking it.

Just like we can’t afford to have these youngins tryin’ to wreck Obama’s campaign. You ever have a muhfucka call their self helping you, but their efforts really only make your task that much harder? Well, that's what all these loud ass rappers are doing to Barack. Every new and potential new declaration about Obama is the equivalent of helping a perfectly mobile and upright older woman across the street. After that boy Nas made his Black President song, wasn't no need for any rapper to follow it up. That was a good song and it articulated the feelings a lot of black folks have about Obama. It was thoughtful and tactful. I thought it was over. I said to myself, "Maybe these young boys aint so damn dumb after all."

And then Ludacris called a former First Lady a bitch. 

Well, GOTdamn! I'm usually prepared for young niggas doing something stupid at any moment, but I gotta admit, that one caught me off guard. You know what would've happened to Luda if he had done that shit around Harriet Tubman? His ass would be dead. Yeah, they didn’t tell you Harriet rolled like that during black history month did they? Harriet Tubman killed any and every dumb ass nigga who fucked it up for everybody else, because there was too much at stake for one person to ruin things. Her knife game wasn’t no joke, Jack. Damn, I wish Harriet was alive. Luda's ass would be somewhere in Ohio with his throat slit. I bet that woulda kept his ass quiet.

 

 

Just so we don’t have any misunderstandings, let me make it perfectly clear to everyone out there that thinks they’re helping. You’re not! This man needs more than the 12 or so percent of the votes black people can give him and he damn sure aint gonna get them with associates calling former First Lady’s bitches. As a matter of fact, let me put it in Ludacris’ own words, if you think you’ve got controversial content in your efforts to support Barack, then “GET OUT THE WAY,” you’re not helping. You’re not helping, so just “GET OUT THE WAY.”

 

And it’s not just rappers, some older people need to “GET OUT THE WAY,” too. Like Jesse.

*sigh*

False News done invited him on their station two times this year, and both times they’ve been to talk shit about another black man. The first was about that Nas boy, then Barack. He went from denouncing one black man for using a derogatory word to claiming he wants to cut another one’s nuts off. Smooth, Jackson, real smooth. I dunno about you, but I’m not gonna continue to come over your house if I know there’s a trap door somewhere and it’s my job to be lucky enough to avoid it. Sometimes I wish we could just put Jesse on his own island and pick him up when a prisoner needs saving. He’s good at that. Damn, we’re paying for not giving that man his own church. “GET OUT THE WAY,”Jesse, just “M.O.V.E., GET OUT THE WAY.”

You too, Reverend Wright. We don’t necessarily disagree with anything you said, but you’ve just got to “GET OUT THE WAY,” for right now.

Ironically enough, the only person who is acting like they’ve got some sense through all of this is Minister Farrakhan. The person most feared to demolish the whole movement has been the most reasonable.‘Khan aint out here calling white women bitches or threatening to chop up testes. He’s reading that Koran and living his life. Why can't every black person follow his example and just “GET OUT THE WAY,” until November 5th? Farrakhan's name has been dragged through the mud throughout Obama's campaign, but he aint falling for it. And you know he gets more requests for interviews than a sista wearing a shower cap at a murder scene. But, he knows that tricknology and he’s not biting. The one interview I saw him do a few months ago, when the question of support for Barack came up, Lou flipped that question around quicker than one of these four-foot Olympic gymnasts. He let that reporter know he understood his opinion could and would be used against Obama, so he simply flashed the Farrakhan smile and started quoting Elijah. And that was that.

‘Khan “GOT OUT THE WAY!”

That’s how you do it, y’all.

Before it’s too late, I’m urging you to tell all your friends to support the “GET OUT THE WAY,” movement ‘til that 5th of November. I’m serious. We’ve got to make it through them B.E.T. Hip-Hop Awards, without a disaster. After that you and your friends can talk all the shit that you know you don’t really care about til your heart’s content.

Thank you.

 

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