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No this isn’t a formal gathering, it's sports talk rambling (mostly) with America’s resident angry black man, Big Earl at his dining room table where he watches sports on his 13-inch TV and reflects on life. Grab a chair and listen up as Earl pulls back the memories of sports days past almost as feverishly as he pulls back on his lit menthol of choice. You’re now in the dining room and Earl is speaking from the big chair.

Barry's Back...For The Record.
by: Big Earl, for Sports

Seven blasts in 18 spring training games, several of which he did not even complete.
You see it, bitches.

Barry is healthy, black and angry. Him and his knees are ready to make America madder than a tyrannical leader of an oil-rich nation that always defends his oppressive rule by pointing to America's shameful 400-plus year history of murder, rape, discrimination and segregation against the Orginal Asiatic Black Man and Woman.

"NOPE!!! Y'all enslaved and killed millions for centuries. All I do is keep people from voting and live in a fortress. You just mad I nationalized our oil. MMMMMMHUH...I'm rich and I'm laughing," says the tyrant.

And that's Barry Bonds right now, rich and laughing. White ball players have been taking steroids since the mid-80s in football and baseball and no one said shit. World Series and Super Bowls were won with the help of steroids. Barry did what was already being done. Don't be mad now, white people.

If Wonder Woman could put her golden lasso around these nouveau-racist sports columnists that hate Barry with so much passion, the ugly truth would be too much for people to bear. These men would admit that they knew McGwire and Sosa were on 'roids during their much-celebrated chase of 61 in 1998, and they would also admit that steroids would still be a non-story if it were Jim Edmonds, or some other guy with 1/5th of Barry's talent, who hit 73 homeruns in 2001. Dave Kindred and Rick Reilly would be exposed as the dirtbags they are.

As for the matter of Henry Aaron and his "feelings." They are starting to wear on me. I do not believe his attitude towards Barry is completely about cheating. It's about his ego. They cheated in Aaron's day, taking "greenies" and such, and I'm pretty sure Aaron is sharp to know years ago that guys were taking steroids. He didn't cry about that shit then, so he just needs to flatly shut up and stop being indignant after the fact. I truly wish Willie Mays would bitch-fry Hank and call his on his hypocrisy. Hank is being used as a tool against Barry by the very men who have impugned his career marks by noting without fail that it took him much longer than Babe Ruth to reach certain statistical milestones. Way to go, Hank. Sell your sig on QVC and sit down, Sir.

A black man is about to put up another record in America's game. Why can't people just stop copping pleas and cut the whining? It's not like we haven't been here before. The man is 43 and has never tested positive for steroids. What's the move when he puts up MVP caliber numbers this year? What can possibly be said?

And please stop pretending that a mere apology from Bonds will solve anything. Black people can't even get an apology from Congress for slavery and you want Barry to apologize for cheating better than white guys?

Go fuck yourselves. I hope your collective heart breaks along with that record.