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FIYA ‘10 NFL Rankings
**Preview**

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Team

FIYA Analysis

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Packers

Aaron Rodgers has officially supplanted Tom Brady as the blackest white QB in the league. Even with more than a full season of decimating defenses, he’s still getting this pat on the top of the head treatment like what he’s doing is cute. All because no one wants to admit Green [...]

FiyaStarter’s Fantasy Football Expert Advice, via Complex.com »

In case you missed it, our wrap up of this.

No Oprah, No »

New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees aka “not a black rapper married to Beyonce,” recently had the honor of getting some quality time on Oprah’s set. Upon greeting the Super Bowl MVP, Harps got a look at smudge on his cheek and immediately tried to remove it.  Funny how everyone except the millionaire journalist knew it was a friggin birthmark. Actually, [...]

Arson & Linwood Text 24, Day 8 »

   
Based on Linwood’s 24 Season One through Seven texting Odyssey with Arson, the two are back for more. Here are their in depth “Real Time” remarks about the eighth worst Day of Jack Bauer’s life.
*(updates on Tuesdays or Wednesdays)
 

NFL FIYA Rankings - 2010 Playoff Preview Edition »

FIYA 2010 NFL Rankings
**Playoff Preview Edition**

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Team

FIYA Analysis

 

Strength: QB, Receivers, Special Teams, Momentum

Weakness: Coaching

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Chargers

There is no reason San Diego shouldn’t be partying with Merc Dogg down in South Beach on the evening of Sunday, February 7. Their banged up players like Merriman and Jackson should be fresh and the rest of the team is on a [...]

Linwood’s Impossible Race Against the 24 Second Clock »

 As the impossible now seems probable, I guess we can now divulge Linwood’s latest lapse from his basketball rankings. The truth is Linwood has been on a race against time because his lazy ass got tired of feeling left out of Tuesday morning 24 discussions.
For the record, I told his dumb ass almost a decade [...]

FIYA NFL ‘09 Ranks: Week 16 »

FIYA ‘09 NFL Rankings
**Week 16**

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Team

FIYA Analysis

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Chargers

That slow ass September finally hasn’t prevented ‘Daygo from wearing themselves out to just make the post season. One Indy misstep and you can almost pencil them in for Miami.

2

Colts

Much like watching that phat ass chick with two kids climb out of her stretch jeans, I’m a tad disappointed.

3

Eagles

Having DeSean [...]

FIYA NFL ‘09 Ranks: Week 15 »

FIYA ‘09 NFL Rankings
**Week 15**

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Team

FIYA Analysis

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Colts

If Caldwell goes undefeated in his first season, that gives me a good eight make-em-mad month run. He will be the greatest coach ever. Better than Lombardi, Wooden and Newt Dogg. I’m willing to deal with Merc for the next month to enjoy that.

2

Saints

Flirting with that first loss for over [...]

R.I.P. Chris Henry »

only 26
Suddenly, Tiger Woods’ troubles don’t seem so big, do they?
Cinci Enquirer Article

FIYA NFL ‘09 Ranks: Week 14 »

*thanks for the reference, Gooch

FIYA ‘09 NFL Rankings
**Week 14**

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Team

FIYA Analysis

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Colts

With Indy and N.O. undefeated this late in the season, you know the wizard of poetry’s scared ass is just looming. Might as well, get ready.

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Saints

This defense is starting to look suspect like many thought, coming into the season. Without causing turnovers, these games are all [...]