What did you win? You celebrating the fact that Donnie Walsh, unchecked by Zeke’s presence, has a chance to ignore Kyrie Irving–just like he ignored Brandon Jennings–and take, oh, I dunno, one of those Euro ass power forwards with a jump shot that gets taken too high every year.
1. John Wall: There’s nothing left to say here. We’ve all seen him.
2. Armon Johnson: I’m not even sure he’ll play PG full-time in the L, but I refuse to think Eric Bledsoe is the second best PG prospect in this draft. AJ is a classic combo guard with an explosive first step and nice creativity around the cup. Either finishing and dropping off passes, he’s really good in traffic. He’ll go fairly late in the first round and he could surprise on a contender. I’d like to see him backing up Westbrook in Oklahoma, to be honest. Read the rest
You and I are probably mad for different reasons on this one. Mine is strictly because he tried to use that Bone flow. Usher-dogg (circa Confessions) is the only one that can get away with that. I’m good with everything else here. Delighted, actually.
New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees aka “not a black rapper married to Beyonce,” recently had the honor of getting some quality time on Oprah’s set. Upon greeting the Super Bowl MVP, Harps got a look at smudge on his cheek and immediately tried to remove it. Funny how everyone except the millionaire journalist knew it was a friggin birthmark. Actually, no it’s not.
Having recently viewed and enjoyed the teen Twilight saga for the first time (I know, but am I really that late, or am I just not fucking 13?), the advanced viewing tickets I received for The Wolfman couldn’t have come at a more opportune time for my reluctant ass. I don’t particularly care for…no, let me be honest, I hate movies about Vampires and Werewolves. They’re corny, barbaric and overall I just don’t get the appeal. Half human-half animals prey on people who know they’re gonna get chased down and chewed the fuck up at night. Why not just stay in?
Because the staff here at FiyaStarter has known each other for so long, we understand sometimes our inside rhetoric goes over peoples heads. We apologize. One of our most commonly used terms is “tryna,” which is short for “tryna be friends.” Usually when somebody is acting like a bamma on you then it blows up in their face and they start tryna play nice and you reject that shit like Mount Mutombo, you done caught a nigga “tryna.”
Today, we have Joseph Budden’s exbird Tahiry having her way with his latest ex-jumpoff, Somaya Reece. Dunno why I clicked on this video, but boy am I glad I did. I don’t care nothing about either one of these brawds, but goddamn if Tahiry didn’t catch Somaya tryna be on some friendly shit after Joe got rid of her. All that ying-yang she popped blew up like Sophia Loren. Hahahahahaha, yeah Tahiry, you caught her tryna.